its all in your perspective…

In case you didn’t know, it’s pretty easy to mistake 19 for 61 when it’s written on your sportsclub locker key tag. it’s also pretty embarrassing when you realize you’ve been trying to break into someones locker the whole time you thought the key was having problems fitting.

Also, and don’t act all delicate and offended on me; it’s important to remember that just because you can normally fart when you’re on a walk and no one smells it, doesn’t mean the same rule applies when you’re on a treadmill…that’s stationary…in a room full of people. There, I said it. Fart.

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