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Interesting News Headlines of the Day
AN INTERESTING COLLECTION OF BONES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE REALLY REALLY FREAKING OLD AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SOME RELATION TO A MONKEY
So, apparently they think they’ve maybe finally found the proof that makes them almost pretty close to being surer than before that there is a slight possibility to find a way to link humans and monkeys as having the same ancestors. It’s name is Ida, the 47-million year-old “mother of all monkeys.” I personally am just blown away, I mean…this changes everything!
PROOF THAT TEXAS MIGHT ACTUALLY SECEDE ONE OF THESE DAD GUM DAYS
Apparently the great state of Texas is trying to keep “all ya’ll” out by building a wall around the perimeter. You can read the entire account right here, but because most of you hate clicking on links, here’s some excerpts of the article.“As governor, it is my responsibility to do whatever’s necessary to maintain the territorial integrity of Texas. You shouldn’t have to worry about some American coming in here, using your goods and services, and taking away your job.” “The wall is comprised of a razor-wire fence equipped with motion sensors, surveillance cameras, and guard towers; a 70-foot-wide trench with expert marksmen stationed along its perimeter; a roadway patrolled by armed vehicles equipped with synchronized electromagnetic wave gradiometers to detect Americans attempting to tunnel their way into Texas; and a second, third, and fourth fence.”