One of the many challenges of ESL: you can’t spell phonetically, sometimes.

Introducing: The Manican

not to be confused with Pelican, Pemmican, Mexican, or Vatican, the lesser known ESL-challenged cousin of the Mannequin is actually the brain-child of a new exec. at NIKE. It seems the Just Do It slogan needs to be forgotten just like hairstyles in the ’90’s. NIKE’s solution? Man-I-Can!