“It’s like the perfect kiss: you have a mouth-full of spaghetti, and I have a mouth-full of french bread!”
I didn’t say it was appropriate.
Overheard today at costco:
“…and you know it’s good because Ranch Dressing has been around for a long time!”
Yeah, the ancient pharaohs used it on their…food. The Roman Empire? Caesar sent it in vats to feed his troops. Don’t get me started on the real reason King Henry VIII killed that Boleyn chick. That’s right, she ate her salads with Thousand Island dressing.