Today I was chewing gum, blew a bubble, and got gum stuck on my glasses. Who does that?
Curious Thought of the Day: whoever coined the phrase “…stiff upper lip…”? I understand what it means, but not how it means that.
To the person or persons responsible for stealing the stroller from the front of the Bradley’s house: how much of a loser do you have to be to steal a baby stroller? I’m picturing you walking away quickly and pushing a stolen stroller as you glance over your shoulder–you look retarded.
AJ is a superstar. If you saw my patio, you’d know what I meant.
Today we were at this GIANT (giant) community-wide garage sale, walking down the street from one garage sale to the next, when a woman in a car pulls up alongside us and rolls down the window.
“How old is your daughter?”
“I’ve got a bunch of baby clothes in my trunk–you want any?”
“No thank you, digging for baby clothes in a strangers trunk after I’ve been stopped by her car slowly following me is nearly as creepy as buying ice cream from an unmarked ice cream truck or puppies from a middle-aged man. ”
I didn’t actually say that, but that’s what I wanted to say.