Once upon a time, there were two little pumpkins.
and Girl Pumpkin.
Girl Pumpkin and Baby Pumpkin were just like regular kids; they played at the park, they rode bikes, and Girl Pumpkin even went to preschool. There was just one difference–Mommy and Daddy Pumpkin were cannibals. They had a fondness for pumpkin pre-pie. Girl Pumpkin and Baby Pumpkin weren’t cannibals yet because sometimes the tiny pumpkins were dangerous.
One day, one of the tiny pumpkins came after Daddy Pumpkin with a switchblade. Luckily, Mommy Pumpkin scared the tiny pumpkin away.
And then she ate him.
Daddy Pumpkin was so relieved, he ate a snack as well.
They were so relieved that the crisis of the attacking tiny pumpkin was over, the whole family went out to dinner.
and they all lived happily ever after.
What? I didn’t say it was a bedtime story for your kids or anything…