Observation 1: I find it very disconcerting when I see a junior high kid driving a car. And then I think to myself, wait a minute—that little twerp is probably 16! Anyone else with me on this?
Observation 2: There’s a church in our town that advertises free meals one day a week. Where do they advertise? On the lawn of a Mexican restaurant. If that isn’t false advertising, I don’t know what is.