Miles to the “Biggest Garage Sale In The World”: 18
Granola bars eaten: 1
Steps taken from the car to the sale and back: 7000
People carried: 1 and sometimes 2
Cash in my pocket: $1
Charge to get into the garage sale: $2
I don’t care if it’s being held in the fairgrounds. No one should have to pay to go to a garage sale. It’s probably actually illegal.