The Adventures of Parrot Boy and Pirate Girl

Once upon a time…

There was a darling little boy,

who made parrot faces.

They called him Parrot Boy

Maybe it was from eating sour apples…

or mashed carrots.

(probably not).

Actually, it was from watching…

Her.

Pirate Girl.

She was a very gentle, peace-loving pirate.

But sometimes, she had to hide in a box to avoid walking the plank

So, she decided she needed to update her image. First, a Parrot.

Then,

a mustache.

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