Found on Craigslist

“…would like a set of stories about alien abduction written as a true story (and if it happens to be a true story all the better :).”

That’s just a small section of the ad. Someone has apparently decided to write a book of short stories, and the topic? Alien abductions. Also awesome? That the stories don’t have to be real…which begs the question: are aliens real?

Me? I love conspiracy theories. They’re awesome (until you start making foil hats so the aliens can’t mess with your brain). Aliens? Well, I don’t have a professional opinion but privately I think there’s some truth to the movie Men In Black. Go ahead, you can laugh.