Riddle me this…

1 afternoon in a gravel pit

+

4 men

=

10 guns.

really? all ten?

to be more exact, it was;

3 12-gauge shotguns

1 .22 rifle

3 9mm pistols

2 .22 pistols

1 m-1 garand

Which, when I think about it in those terms, reminds me a whole lot of this:

Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastling tickets

Ten o’ Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

… And some parts to a Mustang GT


In case you haven’t caught on yet, that was the redneck version of the 12 days of Christmas.

*Tap, Tap* “Is this thing on?”

anyways….

So, maybe I’ve blogged about this before, but has anyone else noticed how teriyaki places are just not open on Sundays? Why? Why is there no teriyaki place within dirving distance of where I live that is open on a Sunday? Do they not understand I’m pregnant?



Here's a picture of the cats and Violet. Charlie is the shorthaired one. 
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