yes, i’m talented

Tonight, I was standing in the kitchen with Violet while I “amazed” her with my skill at throwing an orange up in the air and catching it. I got too carried away and threw it too far. It landed on the rim of a cup. The cup was full of water and sitting on the edge of the counter. It dumped all over Violet’s head. She ran out of the kitchen yelling, “Noooooooooo!!!”