confession

I’m not going to lie. I’ve eaten dogfood before. What’s more–I’ve enjoyed my fair share. Several times when I was little, I remember visiting people’s houses where there was cat food. Cat food is even better. Plus, it’s smaller and crunches nicely, although that might be because we only ever had dog food growing up, so cat food was like a special treat. That sounded bad–we only ever bought dog food for the dog and cat, never cat food. I think the only reason I finally kicked the habit was after my mom convinced us that the occasional hairs we would find were rat hairs, and that they put cooked up rats in dog food so dogs would like it better.

All that being said:

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