A list of things that are probably not a good idea.

If you fart laying down and immediately sit up, that was…probably not a good idea.

If you frequently forget to take off the parking brake when driving, that’s probably not a good idea.

If you itch your nose while changing a diaper, that’s probably not a good idea.

Forgetting to bring a change of underwear to the gym after you work out and shower, is probably not a good idea.

Not paying attention and putting the cheese in the freezer instead of the fridge, is probably not a good idea.

“Accidentally” turning off the alarm when you meant to hit the snooze, is probably not a good idea.

Not wearing socks in December, is probably not a good idea.

Leaving the oven on after you take something out, is probably not a good idea.

Teaching your daughter how to blow bubbles in her milk, is probably not a good idea.

Walking outside before you look down to make sure you’re wearing decent clothes, is probably not a good idea.

Giving your email address  and password to a Nigerian, is probably not a good idea.

Not wearing deodorant, is probably not a good idea.

If you get the christmas tree inside before you think to measure how wide it is, that’s probably not a good idea.

If you cut your christmas tree’s branches to make it smaller, that’s probably not a good idea.

But…if you zip-tie the cut off parts back onto the base of said branches to cover up their stumps, then that is a great idea.

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