1. Don’t wear cowboy boots unless you are an actual cowboy.
2. If you must wear them:
- wear long enough pants. Just because you are wearing boots, does not give you an excuse to wear pants that are too short.
- don’t wear them all the time–i don’t believe you when you say they’re comfortable.
- cowboy boots? really?
Anyway, Violet just peed on a pillow. There’s pretty much no scenario where it isn’t funny when a little child pees on the floor–although I might just have a better sense of humor than you. I will agree that there’s rarely anything funny about pooping on the–no, actually that’s funny too. I’m not saying I like it; I’m just saying it’s funny. Remember, If you can’t laugh at yourself–who will?