- mikes hard mango punch is worth every penny.
- you can get sunburns on top of other sunburns.
- murphy’s law is real. just ask AJ’s dad and his boat.
- it is possible to go an entire day without realizing your underwear are on inside out.
- i got a best of show ribbon at the local fair for this picture.
i don’t see it, but i’m not about to look this gift horse in the mouth.