see, I can say that because I am the Queen of the Kingdom of Hurst in the goodly land of Arlington. As I was saying…
I hereby decree that there shall be formed a society for the preservation of our mother tongue: English.
This society shall endeavour to decimate all wrongs done to our beauteous language, to the glory of God and country.
Thus, words hithertofore permitted, such as LOL, LMAO, JK, BFF or any other abbreviation that is utterly unnecessary when typing on a full-size keyboard, shall hereby be stricken from the English language.
Let it be done.
This post goes out to a Amanda, lover of fine words and inventor of a recipe she named Kick-You-In-The-Face Enchiladas. How cool is that?