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Today I was chewing gum, blew a bubble, and got gum stuck on my glasses. Who does that?
Curious Thought of the Day: whoever coined the phrase “…stiff upper lip…”? I understand what it means, but not how it means that.
To the person or persons responsible for stealing the stroller from the front of the Bradley’s [...]

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ten random notes of randomness

1. If I were a fruit, I would be an apple. Fuji maybe…Braeburn, Cameo. In a completely unrelated note, the smell of an especially juicy apple just after you’ve taken a bite reminds me of horse breath. Not in a bad way though.
2. Something You Should Never Do: don’t own a chimp, or any other potentially [...]

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Random

Will someone please tell me what the big deal is with Bugles? (the chip things you can put on the ends of your fingers). I bought some today, and I am seriously not impressed.
Also, rolling chocolate chip cookies in coconut before baking is amazing.
Last but not least:  When we were at that Fiction Family concert last [...]

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Personal Confession

I finished my first Sudoku puzzle today. Not to be confused with “Soduko” or “Sukodu” or “Dukosu” for those of you who can never remember how to pronounce it.  Yes, I may have had to look at the answer key…a few times. I had always thought it involved adding numbers or subtracting or some combination [...]

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i’m going on record

What is wrong with me?

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Overheard in the bathroom at The Old Spaghetti Factory

Because I said so!

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yogurt and cheerios

thats what i had for breakfast this morning. i ate the yogurt out of the yogurt cup with a too-big spoon and sprinkled each spoonful with cheerios, except the cheerios kept rolling off the table like little wheels before i could catch them. did you ever notice how well equipped cheerios are for rolling? somebody [...]

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