Let me explain…
Tonight I had the most amazing dessert I have EVER EVER EVER had in my whole entire life. I do not exaggerate here. It was the most complete perfection of crunchy, chewy, chocolatey, gooey goodness there has ever been.
Here’s a story in pictures.
First, I made unbelievably amazing chocolate chip banana bread.

Next, I took two frozen slices of said bread, and sandwiched cut bananas in between with Nutella on one side and marshmallow cream on the other side.

Then, I dipped the entire sandwich into yellow cake batter until the whole thing was drenched.

After that, I deep fried it.

Here’s what it looked like afterwards:

Yes, there’s more. The whole thing gets covered in melted chocolate.

Then I covered it in toasted coconut and almonds. Here it is after the chocolate set.

Finished! Now, you can do one of two things; you can either go into your kitchen and make one of your own, or you can order one from me and I will make you one. Each large two person serving (shown) will be $10, or you can order a half portion for $5. AJ and I just finished splitting a half-portion (amazing).
mom wants twelve….order up!
I can’t believe you survived. I’m going to fast from now until December 31, and this will be the portion that breaks my fast. Thanks, Pearl.
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Oh Pearl…..oh pearl.
Didn’t Elvis die eating something like that?